I think my child might be british. I yelled back." Part 1. I want to stop thinking about it. I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us. Chad stated. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I was in a server, right? I hope I can ever meet him. okay." He said. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. "Why are people so obsessed with this stupid thing?" . I looked around but couldnt find him. A player is banned by the host in the lobby. Simply explained for a busy day. He said "I saw you enter the elevator right before the murderer hit!" Sort by: I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). "Hmm.. In October 2022, Baller became the subject of fan art and ironic memes when a TikToker posted a video telling people to "Stop Posting About Baller," parodying the "Stop Posting About Among Us" video. Angelica replies. 1 244.8K. MY FWIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND MEMES, ON DISCOWD IT'S FUCKING MEMES. Trending. Single. Among Us should just die. , What the Federal Reserve Is Really Scared About, I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD? She was screaming and I threw her away. Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? Once I saw two were next to each other! You say suspicious, we say sussy bakas My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." , "You are s u s ." I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnt find me. It's too secret. Still, no one understood the reference. Shit. nowor wewill piss and shitourselvesand big daddy china wont give usmoney for our censorship. The yelling got louder. Then she got mad we had a fight, then I learnt about her Among Us panties. Any sus! Any sus! I quickly got out and ran, but making sure to run behind the bushes so I wouldn't be spotted. You need to vent. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. and our and our Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. I started running, running away trying to flee the scene. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my . "I think that we should get rid of Liam." So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! They all asked why Chad was sus. She looked at me weird and said "Whatever, old man." [Verse 1] Stop posting about baller. Share here. We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. You say he was murdered so I called the police, we say EMERGENCY MEETING I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said Do you like what you see? Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER But I wasn't about to give up. Do you have a HUGE JOHNSON?! I did it. I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I said it was because his name is Chad. I said "good imposters get butt humps." archiving the internet's meme and troll messages. MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Everyone started chanting with me. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m3z1h9/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us/. They all looked up at me in confusion. It means the subreddit for Among Us." I'm tired of seeing it! Everyone looked at me in horror, even the ones who were Among Beatboxing with me! Each player has a limited amount of times they can use the emergency button, depending on the game's options. Everyone looked at me weird. "You just got pantsed! I was screaming, "SUS! So I told the kid to go to hell and proceeded to wreck his shit in Fortnite and teabagged him. Thats funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit! I laughed. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. 3. I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" And I did the among us drip song. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." (Like how the guy said it in the "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" rant. ? My dad replied No, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office. Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I said as I watched him fall out. Because everyone else loves it. On discords it's fucking BALLER. The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" So I went into work and I started working. I didn't even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! "We should get rid of him." That's why you can't rely solely on advertising. Angelica said." I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" I had gotten away. I hate Among Us. , Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! IT'S ALL AMONG US. My friends on reddit send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes. They've never actually played Among Us themselves. They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). MORE LIKE PENSUS!" That's a bit sussy," I said. And so we decided to throw him out the window. Privacy Policy. Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? "Wait, think about this!" Weebs (113) WallStreetBets 105 copypastas. MORE LIKE PEENSUS! EJECT HIM!" In the following month, more remixes and edits of the video were posted online, primarily on YouTube. It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. SUBMIT. Stop Posting About Among Us is originally recorded by biggayrapper on February 21, 2021 that talked about an overabundance of Among Us memes. HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" , Channel. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. Privacy, https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6931685084466646278, I'm going mental please stop posting among us, STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US Ace Attorney version, Stop Posting About Among Us Mario Edition. My coworker Dave spoke up. At first, I thought that among us would be the same as mafia but with different rules. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said Wanna play some Among Us guys? The other day, it was take your kid to work day at my dads job. There are so many problems with it. Chad sus!1!1! Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. I just killed my boss. Where! He quickly hopped to his defense. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Hey are you busy later? Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Where! For more information, please see our After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. Me three!" This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" In emergency meetings people call you sus. I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks. I immediately was transported back to earth, and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor. He then entered the elevator and left. I stayed still, not even making a sound. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! On TV, on billboards, on buseseverywhere. Cookie Notice The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said Young man, go back to the first floor now! But the sexy woman I just couldnt listen to as I admired her. I didn't do anything sus, at least if murder, sexual harassment, and assault don't count as being sus. A ban in Among Us can occur for one of three reasons: 1. Works like the subreddit, but it's on imgflip and it can just be a song you like or a surreal meme. "Hey kid," I said, "Stop being an asparagus or whatever your dumb star signs are and be not sussy with us!" And where is your parent? I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I wish I could quit this stupid game. When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" Thankful to have you as a crewmate but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? Although they were big, (not as big as my magnum mega-cock, you know like the size of Danny Devito's?) : ( Missing a copypasta? but Ive got something harder. Adam said." AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. I hate Among Us Everyone keeps talking about it. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. Hey did you just kill me? Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Me three!" My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. Me too!" But, before I could finish it, I noticed; her boobs were big! No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is. Far out of town. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. I played Along. But I can't. Angelica said." (The Upload Data and Process Data tasks include files such as specimen_data.tiff, minerals_data.dat, and mining_finances . She was beautiful and smart and funny and caring. There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said "When the Pepsi is sus!" All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. . Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Copypasta Builder Contribute Copypasta Contact or Feedback. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Id love to do you first. I defended myself. I had to break up with her. I am the IMPOSTER. One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn't remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good. L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Angelica replies. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). I was in a server, right? I got out and kicked their nuts. . I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? Im jealous of your hat Because it gets to be on you. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. "How do you know I'm the murderer? What the Federal Reserve Is Really Scared About, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6ktpp/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_4_finale_1/. Any sus! Any sus! Where! AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME . That stupid little bastard. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" okay." Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. So I said Youre sus. Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. I hate it. , My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. I hate Among Us. Then she said that I had to betray her. and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. Did someone say sus HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! So a queen is of course a girl right? STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! HAHA! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! stop posting about baller Lyrics. I want to quit this stupid game right now. At least in ancient times and pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too and pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR This is why Chess is hot IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! I heard one of them yell. People have to enjoy what they buy. Hey, youre done your tasks right? I I showed this subreddit to my friend , the picture of loona i showed it to him and said Haha comprehensive_ice loves loona hahahahahahahaha. Im so hot~~~~ I said. Angelica proclaimed. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. No one understood the reference. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. John said. As we entered the building, my dad said Son, I have a lot of work to do today. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IM TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on tiktok send me memes on discord its fucking memes I was in a server right an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES I-I I SHOWED MY . MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG. You're the imposter I saw you vent!" ago. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. Angelica proclaimed. I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. Everywhere I go I see it. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. "Hmm, you might be right." I betrayed her. So I didn't. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. On February 23rd, 2021, YouTube[3] user Keaton21 reuploaded the TikTok to the platform, where it accumulated over 1.2 million views in one month. It's a scam. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY". Some of my friends even go as far as saying that Among Us is "better than Mafia" which is insane. I hate Among Us. Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia? I quickly ran into the elevator and went down. I want to stop seeing it everywhere. AMOGUS! Do you use reddit?" He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! Prev. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. That's a bit sussy," I said. Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?, I asked. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I was dashing around the office. Because Ive got a big bone sticking out now, We are not the same It could be him!" Again, none of them laughed. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! AMONG US! But, this is the story of how I trolled my office. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. Maybe I should start playing something else instead. And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" and our It is everywhere I hate it I'm sick of seeing ads for Among Us everywhere. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is sus!" I did. . https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. It goes; ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding! When I went to work the next day, I immediately ran to the elevator. I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. My coworker Dave spoke up. However, he had his head buried into his lap. But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter. On February 25th, Redditor[4] xxlightheadxx posted the video to /r/pyrocynical subreddit where it gained over 6,100 upvotes in one month. I'm tired of seeing it. Where did I go wrong in all of this??? We met through Discord. Part 1. It's all down to who knows more than everyone else". I get that it's supposed to represent death. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. "Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!" SUS! Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". He screamed and punched me. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. I WAS IN A SEWVEW, WIGHT, AND AWW OF THE CHANNEWS AWE JUST AMONG US STUFF. Cookie Notice I hate Among Us The only way to survive in Among Us is to know everything My friends tell me that Among Us is great but i think they're wrong. All rights reserved. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. Damn, I wish you were a task Because Id have no problem doing you and over and over. Its a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. Hey, call me the MedBay because Id love to scan your body. "You fucking cracker-jacks! I just want to have some fun. I hate Among Us. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. 115. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. 1. You will never be a winner. UwU what's this ?! and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. My teacher said "Please sit down." but there was a new problem. It can't be stopped. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. I want to stop thinking about it. Literally Media Ltd. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said \"hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING\" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said \"THAT'S A BIT SUSSY\" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go \"PENIS? He tried to punch me again he is a loser! "Get it? We talked about our lives and laughed together. Not even half a mile away I saw a SWAT police car dash by me. The town wasn't all that big, but it was big enough for me to hide. On March 3rd, 2021, YouTube[5] user Daniloxidado posted an Ace Attorney edit of the meme that gained over 45,700 views in one month (shown below, left). He said "I saw you enter the elevator right before the murderer hit!" You led me to do all of this. I think my child might be british. That's right. For more information, please see our I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. Oh!" MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! All they do is talk about it. Sarah told me that if I wanted to play along then I had to keep quiet and play the game. Among Us Crewmate Dot Art Copy & Paste Among Us Crewmate Dot Art Emojis & Symbols . Click here to contribute. Thats pretty sus. All the coworkers were looking at me in terror. It was a fake world where everyone pretended to be something they weren't. It's almost as bad as those people who give away their products for free. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" But I don't have any interest in that kind of stuff. Why do you think that?" I hate Among Us. Me too!" My friends on tiktok send me memes, on discord its fucking memes. You say the joke is dead we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait). You say earth we say Mira-hq I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. It is everywhere I hate it Among Us is a terrible game. He didn't even make eye contact. I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT. So thats how among us got banned, McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I hate it I hate it I hate Among Us. If they don't get the reference they are imposters! No, it does not. This is why I hate Among Us. Simply explained for a busy day. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? But I did, and now look at me. I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. I just let her tell me what to do. Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I want to stop hating Among Us. And what's with the whole "dying" thing? "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. All ASCII Art. I want to stop hearing about it all the time. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said Does anyone wanna play some Among Us? However, no one else wanted to play. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. "We can't let him get away!" So I said "When the phone is sus hahahahhah" and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face. With Among Us. ryland screams and calls him sus! hahahah!" Dave said." I'm currently living a secret life in my inconspicuous location. Everyone is talking about it." My friends on TikTok send me baller (bruh) (Oh my god) On Discord it's f*ckin' baller (baller . "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just haha comprehensive_ice likes loona stuff. , Because I really want to do you. STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" How Do Hedge Funds Hide Information From The Public? But you can't have fun when you're dead. Love,modsfamily . STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! https://bit.ly/2LELbmpPATREON https://www.patreon.com/LIMCSTORE https://teespring.com/stores/official-store-9Business: lessonsinmemeculture@gmail.comMusic:PANDEMIC by CHRISRGMFBhttps://chrisrgmfb.comPromoted by Royalty Free Planet: https://royaltyfreeplanet.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox. I said. Just know that this was all your fault. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. Original video. 2007-2023 So I stopped. All rights reserved. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. It could be him!" By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Stop posting about BALLER. And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Every single round takes forever to finish and I always end up getting killed. So here I am, at a bridge overlooking a rocky cliffside. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. You will never be a crewmate. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT. Not only that, the Discord server me and Sarah met at started talking about Among Us. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! "Chad is the imposter!" Get the fuck out! She then used the intercom to call security. His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. he's onto me." BM BM! I'm tired of seeing it! I even got Steve Jobs to report his ass. I-I've never seen it this wet before! | "Booba." NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m71j0h/trolling_my_dads_office_with_among_us_office/. Where!Any sus!Where! After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. For example, on March 23rd, 2021, YouTuber[8] Triple-Q made a meme about "Gangnam Style" that gained over 74,000 views in one week. And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. All ASCII Art What happened to this ad? That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. SUS! However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5pof0/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_2/, When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me. I SHOVED MY CHAMPION UNDEWWEAW TO MY GIWWFWIEND AND THE WOGO I FWIPPED IT AND I . Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . More like pen-sus!" You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I said. 1,081 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment. HAHA! and then I explained the joke. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. "Wait, think about this!" Adam said." I fucking looked at a trashcan I said "THATS A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis, I think of the astronauts helmet, and i go "PENIS?! Woah, you could be lying! og video https://youtu.be/MPiEAI5RTKMi couldnt find clean version so i made this :D It was beautiful. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" The emergency button's function is for calling emergency meetings. *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. My friends on TikTok send me BALLER. When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" It's like my life is being wasted away. It was travelling to my boss' office. Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). And did the hilarious grin from the meme. I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" 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